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![“Guns ‘N’ Portals” T-shirt
Welcome to the Center [Sung to the tune of ‘Welcome to the Jungle’]
Welcome to the CenterWe got cake ‘n’ testsWe got Companion Cubes you wantAnd Lemons, you know the rest
We’re the AI that can seeWherever you may beIf you see the turrets honeySay goodbye to your knees
Portal… Step into the PortalOh you are a t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t tease, teeease
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Welcome to the Center [Sung to the tune of ‘Welcome to the Jungle’]
Welcome to the Center
We got cake ‘n’ tests
We got Companion Cubes you want
And Lemons, you know the rest
We’re the AI that can see
Wherever you may be
If you see the turrets honey
Say goodbye to your knees
Portal… Step into the Portal
Oh you are a t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t tease, teeease
